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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

 

Tremble And Hide, Straight Boys!

“Back to Black” covervia WikipediaAmy Winehouse is single. Here she is, boys! On the market again! It's your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tap a Grammy-winning alcoholic crackhead whose musical genius is only surpassed by her ability to impersonate a 40-car train wreck. Who wouldn't want some of that! Mmmm!

Amy, if you're reading this, I and all of your fans want to say...hallelujah. Losing that selfish douchebag Blake Fielder-Civil is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Tears dry on their own, so get up, wipe your eyes, and get back in the studio. We miss you.
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Blogger Cal said...

Well he's in rehab and now looks a damn sight healthier than her, but yeah, it should be good for them both.

I'm still not convinced she can be rescued, though.

11/29/08, 9:53 AM  

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