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Saturday, July 19, 2008


Signs of the Apocalypse #728: Federline Gets Full Custody

It's a sad day in America when I'm forced to say nice things about Kevin Federline. As longtime readers are aware, I'm not exactly a fan of FedEx. But even I admit that Britney's worse. In the last year or so, she's worked hard to become the crown princess of celebrity crazy; the entire world has video-ready documentation that she's a danger to herself and her kids. I'm not sure there is another option besides handing them over to Kevin, whose biggest crime against humanity is his stunning lack of talent and craven ambition.

If by some chance Barack Obama is reading this -- and who's to say he isn't? -- I want to direct this to you personally. President Obama, I hope that once you're elected next year, you'll try to pass some legislation against this kind of clusterfuck. When BOTH parents are walking disasters, really the federal government should step in. Put the kids into receivership, find a distant relative who's not hopped up on the junk, or something. The future of America is in your hands, Barack. Don't let us, or the little Federlinians, down.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, the Details cover is interesting to say the least. Exactly what kind of influence and power does K-fed have other than extortion and bleeding Britney. Has anyone noticed that Britney has NOT been in the news lately? Looks like she's doing her best. Nevertheless, I tend to agree the innocents shouldn't be raised by either of them. The fact that the court awarded full custody to him is not only sad, but tragic.

7/20/08, 7:10 AM  

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