Broadway Begins: Title of Show!
The Tonys are still a week away, but who cares about last year's shows anymore? The new season is starting on July 5th with [Title of Show], and I'm more excited than anyone should ever be for a show they're not actually in. Have you seen it? You have to see it again. Never seen it? If you've ever trusted your homogirl ModFab, trust me here when I say: buy a ticket this second. Don't wait. Once the tourists find out how much fun it is, it will be too late.