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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

 

Perfect. Juuuuuust Perfect.

There's nothing that quite captures the feeling of being kicked repeatedly in the testicles as waking up, opening your morning paper, and reading the following: Perez Hilton is getting his own motherf$#!ing record label. He Who Shall Not Be Linked is now no longer merely an untalented blogger, overweight gasbag and celebrity parasite. Now he's (shudder) a music mogul.

Do you think he'll draw ugly squiggles and arrows onto the album covers of his artists? Or will his use the skills he learned on Celebrity Rap Superstar to, umm, keep it real? Discuss.

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8 Comments:

Blogger joe*to*hell said...

PUH-LEASE!

he never linked to or discovered anything new.....it was just not known to the masses.

any act that joins that "label" will regret it in 4 months when the world finally yawns over him

2/26/08, 11:54 AM  
Blogger NATHANIEL R said...

ugh. just ugh.

2/26/08, 2:14 PM  
OpenID toonsntunes said...

Fuck. That is so bogus. He has no business in that realm. But then again, nothing says crash and burn like a vanity label!

2/26/08, 4:56 PM  
Blogger psyther said...

I just threw up in my mouth...a little. I have stopped reading his Britney hourly update, but when I was reading I noticed his taste in music wasn't all that bad. Whether or not Sr. P. is qualified is a different story. As much as we may all hate him and the principles he has built an empire, you cannot deny the fact that he has a profound impact on pop culture. We're all Modern Fabulosities that know who's who and what's what, but what about everyone else? Mass America knows the P. as a blogger...and if you know of at least one it's him. I can't help but give a congrats, but not give my support. This venture will surely bite him in the ass, and not in a good way. His fame is completely fabricated and short-lived. Without any real talent, the pink and happy empire is sure to implode. Sooner than later, please.

2/26/08, 9:02 PM  
Blogger Manuel B said...

This would be Sign of the Apocalypse numero 3197 if
a) I'd believe in something even resembling the Rapture
and
b) If I didn't think America's infatuation with said He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Linked hadn't already heralded mainstream audience's dulled collapse into secular (and tasteless) hell...

2/26/08, 9:54 PM  
Blogger J.D. said...

[cries]

2/27/08, 12:06 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

oh for fucks sake. I never read his site, i loathe him with a passion, and although i am told he has decent music taste, i doubt any of it comes from his own thoughts. I'm pretty sure if any blog got 3 million hits per day, artists would be knocking on their door to be featured. There is something VERY wrong with the world.

2/27/08, 1:52 AM  
Blogger jason said...

Yeah, that'll last.

2/27/08, 7:08 PM  

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