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Wednesday, December 05, 2007


Lukas Ridgeston, The Million Dollar Man

Yes, yes, Lukas Ridgeston...I know. I know that you're one of the most renowned gay porn stars of all time. I know you're the man that made Bel Ami a global powerhouse. I know you're hotter than Texas in July, with bedroom eyes that could make Paul Bunyan wilt. And I know you're way, way, way, way, way....out of my league.

But still. Isn't charging one million dollars a night a bit steep? I mean, for that kind of scratch, I'm hoping we'll have unbelievably hot sex..and afterward, you'll add a new wing onto my house. (And furthermore, aren't you a little long in the tooth for all of this? Granted, you're no geezer, but porn stars and gymnasts should retire early, we think.)

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Anonymous will g said...

I bet he was talked into doing this as a joke/publicity stunt, but hey, if someone's willing to pony up. . .Wasn't this the plot of Indecent Proposal?

12/5/07, 5:21 AM  
Anonymous Electroqueer said...

LOL. One Million. All he needs is a few peopole to be stupid enough to pay that and then he's set for awhile isn't he! I can't imagine living in a world like that. Sigh.

12/5/07, 6:07 AM  
Anonymous Robbie from http://toonsntunes.wordpress.com said...

always a soft spot in my heart for Lukas... as he was my first gay porn crush... since way back in high school when a friend gave me a copy of Lukas' Story too... even without seeing Lucas' Story 1... I knew what was going on!

12/5/07, 8:48 AM  
Blogger thombeau said...

He is a hottie, that's for sure! His thinking is probably that if someone has a million dollars to spend on him, there's more where that came from!

12/5/07, 2:32 PM  

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