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Friday, September 28, 2007


Things I Forgot To Put On My Resume

Hey, I just remembered...back in the 90's I had sex in a public restroom, too! Can I still keep my job as a Republican Senator? I'm eminently qualified for the position: I know how to flirt with undercover cops, how to tap my toe under the stall, and how to pretend I never did it the first place.

Look Ma, I'm a closeted Republican!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"back in the 90's..." girl, please! :) s.h.

9/28/07, 10:25 AM  

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