Hot Throbbing Vacation Porn: Dubai's Floating Jungle Hotel

Dubai is slowly developing into an outlandish playground for the freakishly rich, but this new seven-star hotel (seven!), designed by Sybarite Architects, takes "freakish" and "rich" to a whole new level. To be built just off the coast of the nation for a mere $350 million, this 28-story luxury experience will only be accessible by boat or helicopter. The guests in the 438 luxury suites will enjoy the hotel's spa, art gallery, and underwater restaurant with views into a surrounding lagoon. The piece de resistance is the top two floors, which will be a temperature-controlled butterfly jungle for tropical species. Excessive? Ridiculously over-the-top? Sure. But when I strike it rich from all this blogging, I'm going for the penthouse jungle suite.