The Name Meme
Your Real Name: Gabriel
Your Gangsta Name (1st 4 letters plus izzle): Gabrizzle. I kid of like that.
Your Detective Name (fave color + fave animal): Green Bulldog. Heh.
Your Soap Opera Name (middle name + childhood street): Todd Marshall
Your Star Wars Name (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom’s maiden name): Nksgagro. Clearly, I am a Klingon among Ewoks.
Your Superhero Name (2nd fave color + fave drink): Purple Martini. Is that the gayest superhero in history or what?
Your Witness Protection Name (Grandma/Grandpa’s first name + Jones): Davis Jones. Hey, I'm in the Monkees...shweet!
Your Goth Name (Black + name of one of your pets): Black Jackson. Sounds more like a blaxploitation flick to me!
Your American Idol Name (fav car and sea food) El Camino Lobster. Somehow I don't think I'm going to make it to the Hollywood round.
Your Movie Star Name (sibling’s middle name + mother's maiden name): Lee Grogan. Somehow I don't think I'm going to make it to Hollywood, period.
Your Alter Ego (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Checkers Garanimals. Are you friggin' kidding me?
Your Lawyer Name (fav actor’s last name + fav hard liquor): Bernal Bourbon. Exactly what kind of law firm is this?
Your Hip Hop Name (fav candy + fruit): Chocolate Pineapple. Cuz I'm all hard and gangsta and shit.Tagging: Electroqueer, The Zapping!, Ultranow, and Fumbling Toward Divinity