One Classy Dude
It's been so long since we last pounded on Kevin Federline...ah, the sweet, sweet memories. Today, thankfully, he is back -- and has transformed himself from his last incarnation as Most Untalented Bastard In The Universe into something much more useful: Unscrupulously Vengeful Ex-Husband:
Kevin Federline is apparently planning to write a warts-and-all book about his time with estranged wife Britney Spears. The aspiring rapper is threatening to go ahead with the project unless he receives what he deems to be a fair divorce arrangement. He is asking for a settlement exceeding $20 million, and wants sole custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Subjects likely to be tackled in such a book include the pop star's relationships with drink and drugs, hedonistic lifestyle and supposed sexual attraction to women. A source told Star magazine: "Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book or that Britney will cough up more cash than what's in their prenup to keep him from spilling the beans." Recently Federline reportedly approached a film company with the intention of releasing a sex tape of himself and Spears if she did not give in to his divorce demands.As our good friend Allen Cutler puts it: Federline puts the ass back in class.
Labels: Cult of Celebrity