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Monday, December 04, 2006

 

Monday ManScan



A recently escaped convict is on the run from the law. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and, much to his surprise, finds a young married couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. But while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's dangerous! Did you see his prison tattoo? He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, do whatever he tells you, don't worry about me. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey!"

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay, thought you were very cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey!"

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