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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

 

Alright, Everybody Together Now: Awwwwwwww.

The It-Couple Gays of 2006, Reichen Lehmkuhl and Lance Bass, have decided to end their budding romantic relationship, barely a few months after Lance's very public attempt to resuscitate his dying career coming out saga and mere weeks after Reichen's badly written book went on sale new direction. Those of you who thought their relationship was only a concocted-for-the-cameras sham, a publicity ploy for two fading C-list stars: shame on you, Miss Sally Skeptical. Feel the pain. It hurts. Ohh, how it hurts.

Supposedly, Lance is the one who broke it off...which makes complete sense, since he's a geeky, awkward dork with a big nose and Reichen is a chiseled ex-military supergod. As you know, in the gay community, the pretty boys ALWAYS go home lonely and rejected, while the nerds get all the play. Yeah. Lance broke it off. Yeah.

Two pieces of ModFab-inspired advice, boys, as you go your separate ways. To Lance: spend some time alone, working on yourself, learning to put your needs first in a world that's always take, take, take. And for Reichen: call me, I'm listed.

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