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Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Reality Check: Know Your Own Suck Potential

And if you're Kevin Federline, try to make it work for you. Specifically, allow yourself to be humiliated about your music, your wife, and your ridiculous existence in a televised pro wrestling match (complete with requisite bodyslam), and then hope that someone will feel bad and buy your album out of pity. (Related Question: What must it be like to have the entire world recognize your complete and utter inadequacy as a human being? Does the Courvoisier dull the pain? Do you cry yourself to sleep when you hear the popozao?)



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