Amazing Race: All Stars
We're not even halfway through the new edition of The Amazing Race, but already CBS is leaking word that next spring's edition will be an "all-star" version. Color us surprised: CBS' other all-star reality installments (of Survivor and Big Brother) have had decidedly mediocre results. But Race is different -- it's task-based, not personality-based, and some serious dysfunction can play a major role. Also encouraging is news that two Season Five teams, Charla and Mirna (the midget and the passive-aggressive bimbo) and Colin and Christie (the master of verbal abuse and his favorite punching bag), will return. Now if we can swing big crazies like Jonathan and Victoria, Adam and Rebecca, and of course our favorite gays, Lynn and Alex, we'll be all set!