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Wednesday, September 06, 2006


6 Things I Know About Suri Cruise

1. Tom Cruise IS the father. Suri looks like him.
2. Katie Holmes is NOT the mother. Suri looks like an eskimo. A Chinese eskimo.
3. Based on #1 and #2, Suri was probably made in a Scientology lab.
4. Suri is a bit unnerving. Like gelatin. Or sock puppets.
5. Chinese eskimos are not exactly pretty.
6. Our guess? In 17 years, Suri will have a tough time getting a prom date.
[with our apologies to the late, lamented 6 Things]


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