Your Body's Heck-A-Slammin', But...

Prince, the music icon who also happens to be a tiny effeminate man with a taste for lace and purple pants, will be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl in January. On the plus side: no nipple slips. On the down side: the potential for more upsetting wardrobe malfunctions. (Remember those assless pants from the "Gett Off" video.)

The pre-show entertainment, by the by, will be performed by Cirque du Soleil. Which makes this the gayest Super Bowl of All Time. (Insert Packers joke here.)
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