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Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Star Jones Chickens Out

Those of us hoping for a Rosie O'Donnell/Star Jones dietary smackdown on The View next fall will be saddened to learn that Jones is leaving the show...even before Rosie arrives. Her departure, to be announced this week on air, will occur in July, a full two months before Rosie joins the cast.

I realize a carb-deprived lesbian is a scary thing to face, but Star should've stuck it out. First off, having nearly died after having her stomach stapled lost weight naturally through hard work and exercise, she's sure to outrun Rosie in a foot race. Secondly, we know that Star has excellent relations with gays, starting with her husband.

Come back to the five and dime, Star Jones, Star Jones. We'll miss what could have been.
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