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Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Tom Cruise: Tastes Great, Less Filling

Note to my beloved heterosexual readers: I know that I put my mouth on certain anatomical parts of my husband that many of you might find objectionable, or at least unpleasant to think about in the abstract.

But at least I am not eating his placenta.

Tom Cruise gives me the motherfucking creeps. Yes, there's a freakish desperation when you're as closeted as he is, but come on...eating the placenta? Not even straight guys do this. Do they? Ugh.
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