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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Tom Cruise: Tastes Great, Less Filling
Note to my beloved heterosexual readers: I know that I put my mouth on certain anatomical parts of my husband that many of you might find objectionable, or at least unpleasant to think about in the abstract.
Tom Cruise gives me the motherfucking creeps. Yes, there's a freakish desperation when you're as closeted as he is, but come on...eating the placenta? Not even straight guys do this. Do they? Ugh. Tags: Tom Cruise, placenta, pregnancy