Breaking: Jake Gyllenhaal Can Walk!
Intrepid blog reporter The Gilded Moose is on the case, following the scandalous acts perpetrated today by Jake Gyllenhaal: buying a smoothie, walking his dog, and in an act of sheer brio, walking with the aforementioned smoothie. Take that, Gawker! Celebrity journalism is dead, long live celebrity journalism. UPDATE: Jake is now walking his dog yet again, picking it up, and going home. Stay tuned for further details.