Mystery Olympian Stars On Next Apprentice
Donald Trump, in an effort to save his flagging reality show, is engaging in a clever bit of television synergy: viewers of the Winter Olympics can vote for one of 12 Olympians to join the next cast of The Apprentice. Why these athletes are interested in working for the world's worst hairpiece, I have no idea...perhaps post-Games endorsements are hard to come by. Still, among the candidates, we're happy to recommend our recent Olympic Hottie Seth Westcott, the adorably named Speedy Peterson, or Chris Witty, the down-to-earth female speed skater who carried the U.S. flag in the Opening Ceremonies. Voting ends on February 26th; career suicide begins shortly thereafter.