Mod and Fab: The Week In Review
Here at Modern Fabulousity, we ask the important questions:
- Is Ryan Seacrest really gay, or just scared of tall women?
- If you're paying him, shouldn't you be allowed to grab Ian Somerhalder's ass?
- Who has the better video: Kanye or Keanu?
- What's the perfect song to listen to while killing your boyfriend?
- And while we're at it, could someone please kill Zach Braff?
- If cars are able to fly, will they still be stick shifts?
- Is celebrity lesbianism really as easy all that?
- What is queerer: Judy Garland, Rufus Wainwright, or their secret love child?
- Does simply being married to Jessica Simpson constitute spousal abuse?
- Is Kylie really getting hitched to that hot French guy?
- Is it really "modeling" if you just stand there?
- Just how small IS Kevin Federline's penis, exactly?