When Beating Paris Hilton Isn't A Good Thing

Britney Spears has been justly honored as the Worst Dressed Person of 2005 by the ubiquitous Mr. Blackwell, whose flair for fashion is matched only by his ability to point out the obvious. Got to give it up for Blackwell, though...I can only nod my head in knowing assent, and add this: it's a damn shame there's no Worst Celebrity Husband list. K-Fed must be feeling pretty left out about now.

Britney is now a two-time winner of the award, having received it originally back in 2000. Baby, hit me two more times!

#2 on Mr. Blackwell's shit list: Mary-Kate Olson. I knew anorexia and coke were a bad combination, but apparently so are stringy highlights and lime capri pants. The former Mrs. Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson, came in third. Wonder why...she's always the picture of taste and decorum. I especially liked how her ass squeeze out from under her cutoffs in The Dukes of Hazzard. It's a popular look with preteen boys and really desperate lesbians.

Bubbling under were Paris Hilton (winner in 2003), Anna Nicole Smith (winner in 2002), Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria and Renee Zellwegger. Somewhere, Star Jones is breathing a huge sigh of relief that Mr. Blackwell didn't see her in this bathing suit.

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