No More Caviar Dreams

The U.S. effectively banned Beluga Caviar yesterday; as word of the ban spread, spontaneous riots broke out in the East 60's between Lexington and Park. The screaming could be heard as far away as Bergforf Goodman.

Having had this most expensive of delights at a party thrown by some fucking snob assholes patrons of the arts, I can say that it won't be an enormous loss in my life. Still, the idea of pushing California caviar as a substitute seems a bit weak. Kind of like giving up your sable fur to wear a hand-me-down sweater from your Aunt Clara.