You Loved The Movie...

...now get ready to love the TV show. Crash, the Don Cheadle-Sandra Bullock-Ryan Phillippe drama about how to live and die in L.A., will be turned into a series for cable channel FX.

We loved the film, really we did. But somewhere in the back of our offices, our Bad Idea Early Warning System just activated. Code Orange. Elevated level of alert. Oprah, put down the salesclerk and step away from the Hermes bag.